Kaitou F No Shinario (Kieta Daiya No Nazo)

Guuzen todoita tegami wa nan to fantastic!!
Daitan futeki na kaitou kara no yokoku jou
Shinmai kisha wa toujou geeto wo nusumi minagara
Hannin sagashi ni honsou shite iru

Ookushonia ga wasuremono wo shite? Orite iku to
Chikoku girigiri? Mai peesu na seibishi touchaku
Keikan douhan? Guai no warusou na sarariiman wa
Toori de mafia ni karamarete tarashii?

Gouka na kyakusen de himitsu no ookushon
Koufuku wo motarasu densetsu no daiya
Genjuu keibi no ami wo azayaka ni kakimidashite
Fantastic na kaitou shoo wo hajimeyou ka

(Are you ready?)

Gouka na fake ni kurunda joker ga ugokidasu
Kanzen hanzai meikyuu iri no sai wa nagerareta
Subete no kaado wo soroe kandou no finale ni wa
Finder goshi no shinjitsu wo abaite

Majishan no yokyou wa engi wo katsui da? Pafoomansu
Kaishi jikoku ga wazuka ni oshite iru?
Genjuu keikai piripiri shite iru? Keikan wa
Arakure mafia wo niramitsukete iru?

Wain wo koboshita seijika wa douyara nebusoku gimi...?
Tonari no isha ga "okusuri wo douzo" to...?
Ottori weitoresu wain ni shanpan susumeru mo...?
Joyuu wa wisukii rokku wo tanonda?

Koyoi no shuyaku ga youyaku gotoujou
Miwaku no kagayaki ni kaijou wa daikoufun
Genjuu keikai no ami wa ichibun no suki mo nai
Aa, dou kangaete mo fukanou hanzai hajimeyou ka

(Are you ready?)

Bid wo eight de kizande hanmaa ga odoridasu
Gouyoku zairyoku shuutai chitai buchimake paatii?
Totsuzen, raito ga kiete teiden? Makkura na yami no naka
Shoo kaimaku no juusei ga hibiita

Juubyou hodo de teiden ga kaifuku guuzen no toraburu?
Juusei wa doko kara kikoete kita...? Tenimotsu kensa wa toorenai!
Mado garasu ga kowarete iru mitai...? Hito ga tooreru kurai...
"Dareka ga taorete iru!' kyaa!
3, 2, 1, Action!

Shinku ni somari taorefushita seijika wo kaihou shite iru isha no
Haigo ni suwaru joyuu ga fui ni otoshita gurasu no katadzuke ni
Owareru weitoresu ni butsukatta hazumi de abareta hato wo
Wareta mado kara nigashite shimai kanashinde torimidasu majishan ni
Yaji wo tobashite karakau mafia wo chuui suru keikan ni
Bureekaa no toraburu houkokusho wo motte kita seibishi no waki de
Koshitantan to sukuupu no neta wo sagasu kisha no
Ashimoto ni korogatte iru dangan wa dare ga nan no tame ni nani wo utta no ka?
To dareka ga tsubuyaita sono toki
Shuumaku wo tsugeru ookushonia no himei ga todoroita

(Oh really)

Koufuku no daiya ga kiete kaijou wa daikonran
Genkai taisei hannin sagashi hitori yukue fumei nandattee?!
Mado wo kowashite kanpan he? Umi he tobikonda no ka?
Bukimi ni tadayou shiruku hatto...

Yougisha mo daiya mo kiete shinjitsu wa yami no naka
Kanzen hanzai meikyuu iri no shoo wa kore de owari
Saa, mou kaado wa sorotta kandou no finale ni wa
Saizenretsu de subete wo miteta kimi ga michibiite?